so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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