Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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