White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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