how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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