I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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