she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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