quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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