you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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