May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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