which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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