Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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