So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just found puke in my bra..
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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