So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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