in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
where does the pee come out of this thing
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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