so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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