so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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