yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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