I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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