I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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