So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
