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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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