I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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