There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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