what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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