I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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