Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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