you traded sex for a burrito?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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