I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My bed smells like the plague
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
