Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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