My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
