actually, I'm a sock model
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
he thought i was a dude.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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