This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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