Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
