I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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