if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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