Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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