She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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