That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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