i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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