just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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