in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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