I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Less talking, more tequila
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
