I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
