How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Randomize
