so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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