So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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