so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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