Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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