You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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