where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Randomize
