I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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