I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Terrible idea I love it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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