Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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