people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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