I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
accomplished twins. life is a go
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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