I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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